stream:

(Source: stream, via democraticsenator)

moroccanatay:

how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

(via cityofjimmy)

eternalanimation:

(Source: mind--master, via rainingducks)

laughcentre:

austinrocksalot:

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(Source: sizvideos, via democraticsenator)

ilovemusicalyy:

(via jackrollins)

one-million-cats:

weedmum:

stygianzinogre:

crimson–peach:

weedmum:

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

(Source: jewghoul, via jackrollins)

gertdorkes:

(via confirmance)

wang-fire:

May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtleduck

(via rachie-lou-chadders)

codename-mango:

“No one’s ever broken the 4th wall like Deadpool before!”

How could you be so blind?

(via rachie-lou-chadders)

mclintocks:

I could’ve been brave. I could’ve fought. 
Bree, would you think yourself a coward because ye couldna fight off a wolf with yer bare hands? It took courage not to fight. If ye did, he woulda killed ye. 

(via rachie-lou-chadders)

phylixthewoodlandelf89:

sixpenceee:

“You’ve been poisoned.” Vulgar tea cup with coordinating “Bye.” saucer Porcelain with floral pattern. 

I need to own this.

(Source: sixpenceee, via lethalstarlight)

auspicioustarantula:

can u believe that comedians make money. lots of it if they’re good. can you believe that some people get paid simply to be funny

(via i-still-dont-like-your-face)

i-wish-i-was-the-moon-tonight:

Outlander + quote:

Sassenach, I can bear pain myself, but I could not bear yours. That would take more strength that I have.

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

i could be having the absolute worst time of my life times 11 and bad fanart of celebrities photoshopped on their actual faces would still make me piss myself laugjing

(pictures obviously not mine) (my lungs hurt)

(via highlyfunctioning-fangirl)